Why, yes Mr. Border Guard…I do believe I would like a beer and some contraband cigarettes please

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Border crossings are a crapshoot.  At times they are effortless and perfunctory, and at others, check one wrong box or make one wrong comment, and they spiral into a scene from Deliverance.  But they don’t scare me.  And it’s because I’m a relatively organized person. 

Deliverance movie

Back home, the cap is on the toothpaste, the smoke detector battery is working, the underwear is folded. You see, chaos is preventable.  It just takes some planning and elbow grease. 

So on the bus from Bangkok to Trat, when I realized that my visa for Thailand was set to expire that very day, instead of the next day as I thought, I was thrown a curveball.  These things do not happen.  I did not plan for this.

I had intended to stay in Trat that night, leisurely waltz across the border to Cambodia in the AM, and take the bus to the beach town of Sihanoukville from there.  Now I faced a conundrum — make a run for it (the border crossing closes at 8:00pm), or pay the 500 Baht per day fine.  As God is my witness, I am one miserable cheapskate.  I intended to do everything within my power to avoid that fine.

Here’s how it went from there…

5:40 PM: Arrive in Trat. 

trat-bus-station

The last bus to the border town at Had Lek is scheduled to leave at 6:00 and arrive at 7:30.  At least it is supposed to leave at 6:00.  I am the only one here. 

6:00 PM:  Korea sends back-up.

A diminutive Cambodia-bound Korean girl arrives.  She appears to be travelling with only her purse.  Unfortunately, two people does not a full bus make.  We hold vigil. 

6:10 PM:  A small Thai army emerges.

Apparently, they were hiding in the toilets.  They ask to get dropped off at the town just before the border.  Bus driver wants to charge Korea and me 200 Baht each to go all the way to the border.  That’s 80 Baht more than the posted price.  Mind goes:  500 Baht – 80 Baht = 420 Baht.  Still ahead.  We agree.

6:15 PM:  Bus departs.

The bus, well, it departs. Korea sits in the back tending to her purse.

6:45 PM to 7:15 PM:  Starts and stops.

Bus driver stops numerous times to pick up and drop off both passengers and packages.  Korea is oddly nonchalant about the whole thing.  She appears medicated.

7:25 PM:  Final stop before border.

The last of the locals get off.  Korea remains in her happy place in the back. Driver decides now is a good time to pee.

7:50 PM:  Arrive at Thailand immigration. 

Official looks at my passport with “just-in-the-nick-time” snicker and stamps me out.  I start jogging in the rain in the no-man’s land between Thailand and Cambodia.  Korea is hot on my trail.

7:52 PM:  Arrive at Cambodia Immigration.

Several “helpers” approach and offer to take my passport.  I’m certain I’m capable of handing it to the border guard myself, so I do.  Korea?  Not so capable.  She enlists two assistants.

Had Lek Border Crossing

From here, things get a little blurry.  We are asked to wait off to the side while they stamp our passports.  I ask Korea if she wants to share a taxi into Koh Kong – the closest town to the border.  She emits a sound that vaguely resembles a yes.

We are both approached separately by several of the “helpers” and one of guards who ask if we want cigarettes.  I decline, but Korea does not.  The medication she is on apparently is not a smoking cessation aid.  She disappears around the corner.

Ten minutes go by and a “helper” hands me my passport.  I ask where Korea is, and the taxi driver offers, “She…umm…is staying behind.  She will go later.”  Thinking the worst, but also thinking she’s an idiot, I tell him she’s coming with me and make my way around the corner.  Korea emerges from the darkness — carton of cigarettes and purse in one hand, open beer in the other.  Not bad considering we are technically not even in the country yet.  She’s a rock star rebel.

8:10 PM:  We are in a cab to Koh Kong.

Korea and her purse sit in the back.   Both considerably lighter.

Travel Tips:

  • Buses from Bangkok to Trat leave from both the Northern (Mo Chit) and Eastern (Ekkamai) bus terminals.  Mine cost 248 Baht.
  • The Trat to Had Lek bus is 120 Baht, and leaves from platform 13.  You can buy your tickets there. 
  • Don’t listen to the taxi drivers as you get off your Bangkok to Trat bus.  The bus is still running.  They are trying to sell you a 700 Baht private taxi ride to the border.
  • Don’t take any assistance from the “helpers” at the Cambodia border.  They will expect at tip.  Just walk in the office instead of waiting at the window where they are hovering.
  • The Cambodian border guards are notorious for overcharging.  The official rate for a Cambodian visa is $20 USD.  The will charge anywhere from 1000 to 1300 Baht.
  • Bring at least one-passport sized photo.  The border guards will use any excuse to jack up the price.
  • The Kingdom of Cambodia now allows you to do an e-visa.  It costs $25 instead of the normal $20, but will save you a lot of hassle at the border.  Print two copies  – the immigration thieves have been known to charge 5 bucks for a photocopy. Here is the link: Cambodia e-visa

I am a travel blogger and freelance travel writer. I left behind my cubicle-shaped cell to see the world. Now I inspire others to shake the shackles and escape through travel. This is my blog.

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