Being in Asia for the past few months, I had no idea that Pan Am had debuted. Or that Christina Ricci had lost all that weight.
Pan Am is the highly stylized period drama about the iconic airline in its heyday. It’s glossy, idyllic settings make me nostalgic for yesteryear. The yesteryear of a few years ago that is, when airline reality shows were a lot more prevalent than they are today. So as a salute to Pam Am, let’s take a look at some of the airport reality shows that recently graced, and in some cases, shamed, the airwaves.
But first, take a peek at Pan Am…
Airport Reality Shows
Airport (1996 – 2008)
It perfected the fly-on-the-wall genre by following staff and passengers at London’s Heathrow airport, somehow managing to turn such mundane events as missing a flight, buying duty-free, or finding Heathrow airport parking into watchable drama. Have a gander at this clip of a stranded swan for example. Sublime.
Airline (UK: 1998 – 2006, US: 2004 — 2005)
Whether in the American heartland or across the pond, there is a common thread to both of these series – white trash. Take this delightful “I’ve got a bomb in me bag” charmer for instance. Priceless.
Fly Girls (2010)
Having its wings clipped short after 8 woefully long 30-minute episodes, Fly Girls was Virgin America’s attempt to break into the reality television game. It followed the sky-high shenanigans and ground level laments of 5 female flight attendants as they tramped their way around the US – literally. Heavily scripted and high on fluff, it caused Variety to remark it “…has all the authenticity of a perfume spot.“
The series aired in the United States on the CW network, known for such thought-provoking programming as Pussycat Dolls Present: and Farmer Wants a Wife. Considering the types of shows that normally do well in America (yes, I’m talking to you Bachelorette), I’m surprised this one wasn’t up for an Emmy or two.
The ITV show CelebAir followed the exploits of 11 “celebrities” (I have no idea who any of these people are) as they took on the duties of cabin crew and check-in counter staff for Monarch Airlines in the UK. In one memorable episode, two of the celebrities were sacked in a tense double elimination – they partied in Ibiza instead of crewing their return flight to London.
Sadly, CelebAir was cancelled after only one season.
Luton Airport (2005 – 2008)
Luton Airport lasted for 3 years, but it’s hard to find any info on this show besides its Wikipedia entry. No stills. No trailers. Neither fawning nor frowning reviews. Presumably there are average folks in extraordinary situations – like missing a flight, buying duty-free, or – wait for it — finding Luton airport parking. Now where have we seen that before?
Inside Gatwick (2011)
The latest player in the airport reality game is Inside Gatwick. (Click on the photo see the trailer on Sky’s website). Looks eerily similar to previous programs. Makes me wonder what’s next for the UK television market. Let me guess…Manchester Airport, with riveting scenes of passengers missing a flight, buying duty-free, or finding Manchester airport parking. If the formula works, why mess with it? It’s got to be better than CelebAir.
What airport reality shows do you watch? And did I miss any that you’d like to see on here?